We have a winner! Holy cow! Mere minutes after I posted this, a lucky visitor from the University of Southern California dropped by Rooster Spice and stayed for thirty-seven seconds! So, our first visitor! If you recognize yourself, tell me what operating system and browser you were using (for identification purposes) and you'll win a small prize.

Aside: it's pretty scary how much information I know about you, whoever you are. But don't worry, I'll use this power only for good.