Beltway Plaza, the only mall in the Greater D.C. area that provides complimentary pornography with every toilet!

Yes, cursed that I am with built-in Ex-Lax, I had to seek out a bathroom in the Plaza, and to my surprise there were several pages hanging from the handicapped-rail, featuring a woman who knew how to have a good time, if you get my drift. I wonder if the young fellas leaving "Spy Kids 2" at the movie theater down the hall realized they were missing a real show just around the corner...

Hmm... I suddenly hope no one finds this entry while looking for news of E.