We already told you why. Remember when your parents knew all the answers, no matter what the question?

"Mom, why is the sky blue?"

"Because blue is the Sky Fairy's favorite color, and she loves to paint it throughout her domain."

I wish that still held true. I've a lot of questions to ask.

"Mom, why do I work all day in a job I hate?" (that was from a few years ago, now replaced with:)

"Mom, what will happen when I try to re-enter the workforce with no skills after a several year break?"

"Why am I tired in the afternoon and wide awake all night?"

"Why doesn't D take naps anymore?"

"Why was I born thinking I'm intelligent, when it would have been so much easier to be satisfied with my stupidity?"

"Why are the suburbs the fifth circle of hell?"

Mom's response:

"Eat your vegetables, dear."