Exercise One--Feeling Microscopic. Looks like my little lash at Suburban Limbo had an effect. Sorry, RG.

I suppose it's a mark of my personality that I can even feel guilty about a wee issue like this. Why not look at it as a challenge--how quickly can I alienate the new readers?

On the other hand, I haven't received any more hits from Google yet. Lara Logan topless, Lara Logan bikini, Lara Logan mud wrestling ...