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Sunday, June 23, 2002

Renaissance Man. Some fun crap, courtesy Fauxhemian via Kieran. Go to Google and type "Zach is", including quotes, and here's what you'll get:


  • Zach is number one
  • zach is hiding in the closet.
  • Zach is sick.
  • Zach's is the perfect place to relax.
  • ZACH is one of Austin's most vibrant and innovative arts organizations
  • ZACH is a procrastinator
  • Zach is a ***hole!!
  • Zach is Jonah
  • Zach is an MP3 Maniac!
  • zach is cool
  • Zach is up to now
  • Zach is "the most exciting young Jazz violin player in Chicago"
  • Zach is a tidy 14
  • Zach is part of the solution to the Earth's diminishing resources.
  • Zach is Assistant Professor of Philosophy at the University of Calgary.
  • Zach is larger than most kids his age and can out-wrestle his older sister.
  • Zach is a healthy toddler
  • Zach gives life meaning. Zach is someone we can relate to.
  • Zach is one of the few professionally trained futurists in the United States.

And my personal favorite:
  • Zach is a real person, not a made up character who's sole purpose is to lure you into the store to sell you crab shipped in from some far away place.

Try it! (You should use your own name, though.)

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