That's why he's a Beatle, and I'm just a f--ing blogger. John Lennon once sang:

I'm so tired, I haven't slept a wink
I'm so tired, my mind is on the blink
I wonder, should I get up and fix myself a drink?
No, no, no.

If I had written that song, here's how it would have been:

I'm so tired
AAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!